idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?


x2glam-2give-adamnx:

Lana Del Rey for Polaroid.

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(Source: missdelrey)


housewifeswag:

Tony Porter: A Call To Men
"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.

Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.

Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

this is so important.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)


eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know


gerita4u:

unclefather:

this horse ate my icecream

#OMFGITLOOKSLIKEITHASABRAINFREEZE #CUTE!!

(Source: blog.livedoor.jp)